Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Ice, Ice, baby

"All right stop, collaborate and listen./Ice is back with my brand new
invention."
So, as some of you may know, due to unification, the new district is
camping out at West Fresno until it has its own digs.
I went by yesterday to visit my friend C, whom I couldn't find, but
was told she'd be back soon-"she went out to get ice." Waiting in a
chair, employees passed me by, chomping as they held onto an open cup. What was so precious in those cups that district employees felt compelled to carry them along as they accomplish their duties and not
just leave them at their desks? I know what you're thinking, but
scratch that thought: West Fresno is "Zero Tolerance." So, I asked to
see what was in the cup. Lo and behold! The district office and West
Fresno has hospital ice!!! Not fair! I thought under one district
everything had to be equal!!! WUHS has big blocks of tray ice (see
picture above) and don't doubt I'll be pitching a fit about our funky,
gum cutting ice!
Immediately upon entering my campus, I went straight to the cafeteria
and asked C, did you know West Fresno has hospital ice? She paused,
looked at me and asked, "You mean Dave's Frosty ice?"
Yup! And then we pretended to kick our ice maker beyond repair.
Next, I reported to D in Panther Academy that West Fresno has hospital
ice. She thought for a minute and clarified, you mean "rabbit pellet"
ice?
That's the one!
I've decided to start a petition to get WUHS hospital ice, just as
West Fresno enjoys. If the staff is happy, the kids are happy. If the
kids are happy, test scores go up. If test scores go up, well-I'm not
really sure what happens.
Either way, join me in our race for equal access to hospital/Dave's
Frosty/rabbit pellet ice!
Too cold, too cold

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